ok...began noticing labels on stuff...instructions for us idiots who buy things...this is NOT from a comedians monologue but mebe should be...actual lables i have encountered recently...please add your own.

spray cheese stuff: "remove cap-push nozzle to side..." damn i tried and tried to put it on my celery without removing that damn cap...glad i finally read the instructions.
i waz gettin hungry.

hair dryer just bought..."Do Not use while sleeping"...jesus...i got nothing for that...

guitar strings: "Do Not Eat"...hmmm spaghetti ala Gibson?

Instant Oatmeal: marked "NONFOOD"...hmmm should i? naaaaaaaaa- it ain't food.

Ice...true!!! = ingredients: water...wooooo that's a new one on me...ice is made out of water!!!!!!!!

ok...i got more but ya'll add...please.

<font color="#ae2c2c" size="1">[ November 16, 2004 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]</font>